X-Men Annual #12:
Resurrection
Announcer: "They're YOUNG!
They're PROUD!
They're CANTANKEROUS!
They are -- THE MIGHTY X-BABIES!"
Rogue: "I ain't no baby!"
Wolverine: "Heads up, tubby!"
Longshot: "Guess who's back?"
Mojo:"AUGH! NO Longshot! I don't
want no LONGSHOT!" (zapping Li'l Longshot into a photgraph)
Dazzler: "?"
Wolverine: "Thanks a heap, fats -- now there's more girls onna team than
boys! Phooey!"
Rogue: "Shuddup, Wolvie, you meany!"
Dazzler: "Longshot -- oh love of my life, you're just a picture!"
Colossus: "Looks like trouble, comrades!"
Havok: "Yeah…for THEM!"
Rogue: "Gimme that picture!
Dazzler: "He's MY sweetie!"
Behind: "AGG! WHAP! ZAP! SMEK! HK! SPAT!"
Rogue: "Gimme gimme gimme!"
Dazzler: "Mine mine mine!"
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Wolverine: "I cut her free, Psylocke! Pull her up!
Baby Psylocke: "I'm -- trying, Wolvie -- but she's so big!"
Wolverine: "Well, pull harder! STOOPID useless girls -- always
ruining EVERYTHING! I'm gonna miss the big fight!"
Mojo:"We can't have that, now can we?"
Baby Psylocke: "Uh-oh!"
Wolverine: "OBOY!! Grrrr!"
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Mojo:"You've been VERY NAUGHTY!"
Dazzler: "Please don't hurt my picture!"
Storm: "We are not
afraid of you!"
Wolverine: "Yeah, blimp, do your worst!"
Mojo:"Oh, indeed I shall, indeed I shall!
You will suffer, you wretched wastrels, as NONE has in all eternity!
Shall I BOIL you, hmn? Sauté? Poach?
Breaded and baked -- filleted and fried, in a nice cheese sauce?
Chocolate covered and frozen on a stick?
Or a BARBECUE! I so LOVE barbecue -- tasty tasty -- oh yes, oh
yum!"
Domo: "Ahem!"
Mojo:"This had better be good."
Domo: "I'm afraid so, o rhapsody in blue. The instant ratings are the
highest ever recorded. These X-BABIES…are your biggest hit ever."
Mojo:"WHAT?!?"
Domo: "Unlimited profit potential…maximal
exploitation…merchandising…$pin off$..."
Mojo:"I don't care…NO…isn't
fair…they…I…I LOVE IT!!! (singing) I love YOU! However do I DO!
My bumptious bouncing X-Babies! Come to PAPA!"
X-Babies: "AUGH!"
Rogue: "Run away! RUN AWAY!"
Mojo:(grabbing them in a hug) "We're going to be so
successful…you earn the money, I spend it…won't that be fun? I'm so glad you
approve."
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Wolverine: "I can't…I MUST…heh heh heh!" SNIKT!!
Mojo:"Dolls and pins and posters and conventi --AYAIEYOW!"
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Havok: "Well, that's all
for this time!"
Baby Psylocke: "We hope you enjoyed -- Alison? Rogue?
(the girls are separated by Colossus)
Dazzler: "He's MY boyfriend! Grrr!"
Rogue: "Sez who? Snarl!"
Storm: "Sigh…"
Longshot: "I'm okay, kids, I got better,
I'm not a picture no more, isn't that neat?
We gotta go now -- so until the next time…
see ya later!"
Ricochet Rita: "Am I gonna regret this?"
Wolverine: "Sniff sniff…Hey, guys…I think I found…a
way out…"
Witness the X-Babies' next daring escapade in Excalibur: Mojo Mayhem!