Iceman Top Tens
by Shade
Top Ten Reasons Why it is Good to be Iceman
10. No ice cream headaches
9. Never have to worry about forgetting your mittens
8. Rogue in spandex
7. Always winter fresh
6. Never have to pay for snow cones
5. Xavier always making you be the centerpiece at parties
4. Betsy in a thong
3. One word: "Creamsicle"
2. You get your own blue Chewbacca-like sidekick
1. Never have to worry about a Heroes Reborn make-over
Top Ten Reasons Why it is NOT Good to be Iceman
10. Urinating ice cubes
9. Cold showers don't work anymore (see 8 & 4 above)
8. Cyclops in spandex
7. Always having Artie & Leech following you around for free
Popsicles
6. People always getting you confused with Emma Frost
5. Xavier ALWAYS making you be the centerpiece at parties
4. Wolvie in spandex
3. One word: "shrinkage"
2. Having to use the bath tub after Beast
1. Can't get a date
