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"Oh, Mr. Drake, thank you so much for stopping by!"
Bobby Drake scratched his head, and observed the woman in front of
him. She was probably around 60 years old, about five feet high, and
just as wide.
"No prob, Mrs. Richardson," he replied.
"I called up my dear, old friend Charles -- you're a friend of Charles',
right?"
"Yes, ma'am."
"Right! So I called my dear, old friend Charles, since he works so
hard for mutant rights, and asked him if he knew any good, upstanding
young people who might happen to be mutants -- you happen to be a
mutant, right Mr. Drake?"
"That I am, ma'am."
"--To come talk to our poor little Aurora. She just really needs
someone to talk to, you see."
Bobby sighed. He'd wondered why Professor Xavier hadn't given him
too many details when he'd sent him over to the Westchester County
Home for Displaced Children. The way Bobby figured, the prof hadn't
wanted to scare him too much. Either that, or selective memory had
blocked out all mention of Mrs. Myra Richardson, in the interest of
Professor Xavier's sanity.
"What exactly is wrong with, um, 'little Aurora'?" Bobby asked hesitantly.
"Well," Mrs. Richardson began dramatically, twisting her hands. "She's
a good child, really. A good, sweet, caring child."
"And?"
"And she wants to be a superhero."
Pause. "And?"
"And that's it."
Bobby scratched his head a lot. "Well, that's not so bad."
Mrs. Richardson just stared at him. "I mean, when I was a kid, I
always wanted to be Hawkman, from Superfriends. Not so much
because of the wings ... I liked the fact that he didn't wear a shirt.
My mom always made me wear shirts."
Mrs. Richardson just stared at him.
"Um, never mind."
"While we encourage all the children to use their imagination ...
well, I'm worried that Aurora may get a little ... carried away. She,
um, tried to jump off the roof the other day."
Bobby held up his hands. "Hey, you need a suicide counselor, not
me!"
"No, no, she, um, thought she could fly."
Bobby blinked. "And why would she think that?"
"Because she's a mutant."
"Does she have wings?"
"No."
"Does she have some sort of air control?"
"No."
"Energy-based flying ability?"
"No."
"What does she do?"
"Well, she sort of ... glows."
"Oh."
"But she's been watching the X-Men on tv, and ... sort of jumped
to her own conclusions. Dreadful people, influencing children like
that. Not nice, normal people like you and I."
"Not at all," Bobby agreed, making a note to stay on his toes the
next time the professor seemed especially nice.
"What did you say you did, again, Mr. Drake?"
"I'm an accountant," he lied.
"Oh, that's just lovely! I think Aurora just needs someone, well,
like her, to talk to. Could you?"
Bobby sighed. "Sure, Mrs. Richardson. Lead the way."
The sullen 12-year-old stared at the rather pleasant-looking young
man. The pleasant-looking-young man looked back at the sullen 12-year-old.
"Aurora, I'd like you to meet Mr. Drake," Mrs. Richardson beamed
happily. "Mr. Drake, this is Aurora Dante. Oh, dear. Darling, you
can't go around with that towel around your neck..."
"It's not a towel," Aurora returned acidly. "It's a cape."
I've never seen a cape with "Howard Johnson's" printed along the
edge, Bobby thought to himself. Must be a new fashion statement.
Remind me to tell Magneto.
"Er, yes, dear. Now, I thought perhaps you and Mr. Drake could go
out for lunch, and to talk a little. What do you think?"
"He looks lame," Aurora decreed.
Bobby blinked.
"He's a very nice young gentleman!" Mrs. Richardson defended, her
voice going a little squeaky. "He's an accountant!"
The girl made a face that quite clearly said "And that makes him
not lame?"
"Hey, no prob, Mrs. Richardson," Bobby said with a wave of his hand.
"You have a bunch of kids here, right? I'm sure one of 'em wants to
go to lunch with me."
Aurora stuck out her lower lip angrily. "I wanna go."
Bobby shrugged. "I dunno. I'm awfully lame. Maybe I'd better go find
a boring kid to come with me and listen to my old accounting stories.
Know any?"
"Um ... I could listen," Aurora said quietly. "I'm a good listener."
Bobby thought about it. "I don't know ... That short kid with the
glasses--"
"PLEASE?"
Bobby grinned. "Aah, I guess so."
"So where are we going?" Aurora demanded as they walked out to the
parking lot.
"I was thinking ... IHOP," Bobby decided.
"Pancakes?" Aurora replied, eyes wide. "For lunch?"
"Pancakes are good at any time of the day. Or night, for that matter,"
Bobby replied, in the tone of the Older and Wiser Who Know These Things.
"Do you like pancakes?"
"Yeah!" Aurora replied before remembering that Mr. Drake was Lame.
"Um, they're okay."
"Excellent," Bobby intoned in his much-practiced Mr. Burns impression,
as he unlocked the car door.
"This is your car?" Aurora asked, clearly offended.
"I'll have you know, this is a quality 1984 Ford Escort," Bobby replied.
"It smells funny," Aurora replied, crawling into the passenger seat.
"That's because Hank and I went fishing the other week. He fell in
the lake. Hank smells kinda bad when he gets wet."
"Is Hank your dog?" Aurora asked hopefully.
"Er, no. He's my best friend."
"There's a guy at the orphanage named Frankie. He smells bad when
he gets wet, too."
"Does he?"
Aurora contemplated this. "No. He just smells bad, period."
"Buckle your belt, kiddo," Bobby reminded her.
"Do I hafta?"
"Yes. This car has a special ignition. It won't start unless everyone's
seat belts are buckled."
"Really, Mr. Drake?"
"Yup. And you can call me Bobby. Since we're friends and stuff."
"Okay," Aurora said, buckling her seat belt. "I think you should
know that you can't call me Aurora, though."
Bobby looked at her. "Oh? And why not?"
"Because I'm a superhero. I don't want anyone to know my secret identity."
"Then what should I call you?" Bobby asked, pulling out of the parking
lot.
"Lightwave," Aurora replied proudly.
Not the worst codename I've ever heard, Bobby thought to himself.
A definite step up from "Moonboy." Or "Foxbat."
"So, what exactly are your superpowers, Lightwave?"
Aurora's eyes grew wide. She'd never had this sort of reaction from
a grown-up before. Usually, they would reply that she was certainly
NOT a superhero, and for Pete's sake, take off that towel. Perhaps
this Mr. Drake wasn't so much of a grown-up as ... a very large kid.
"I make light," she replied proudly.
"That's quite the feat," Bobby replied. "Kinda like Dazzler, eh?"
"Who?"
Bobby blinked. "The famous mutant rock star? Sang 'Wanna Share My
Spotlight'? Blue jumpsuits? Face paint? Roller skates?"
Aurora looked at him as though he'd just called her a "whippersnapper"
and started lamenting the current price of cabbage.
You are so old, Bobby's subconscious informed him.
Shut up, Bobby replied.
"Look!" Aurora announced, holding up her hands. They were encompassed
in a golden glow, about as bright as a flashlight.
"Very nice," Bobby replied. "Can you do colors?"
Aurora frowned. "Um ... no."
"Ah, well. Practice makes perfect. So tell me, Lightwave, how many
supervillians have you vanquished?"
Aurora scowled. "None, yet. They're afraid of me."
"I can see why."
"But I made up a neato story about what would happen if they did!"
"A superhero AND a writer? You're very talented."
"Want to hear it?"
"Duh. Of course I do."
"Well, it starts with Destructoman and his evil sidekick, Mrs. Evilson..."
Aurora chewed the last of her pancakes. "Hey, Bobby?"
"What's up, Lightwave?"
"Are you really an accountant?"
Bobby raised one eyebrow. "Why do you ask?"
"You're too cool to be an accountant."
Aurora was pretty impressed. Over the past hour, Bobby had managed
to pack away a rather impressive amount of pancakes, listened to all
her superhero stories, and display quite a wealth of cartoon knowledge.
"Well, ya got me," he admitted. "I lied to Mrs. Richardson."
"That's okay," Aurora assured him. "I do it all the time. So what
do you really do?"
Bobby looked around conspiratorially. "It's a secret. I can't tell
you here."
Aurora wrinkled her nose. "You're lyin'! I bet it's something lame!"
"Well, it's not accounting. You want to go for a walk in the park?
I think maybe I can tell you there."
"Okay," Aurora quickly agreed.
"Waitress!" Bobby barked dramatically. "Check, please!"
"Look at that kid with the frisbee! I can throw a frisbee better
than that!"
"Bobby," Aurora protested, pulling on his jacket. "You promised to
tell me what you do!"
"I did?"
"Yes!"
"Well, you caught me," Bobby sighed. "I'm a superhero, too."
"You are not!" Aurora protested.
"Am too."
"Are not! Where's your cape?"
"Capes are for wusses."
Aurora made in indignant sound.
"Well, it's okay for girls to wear capes. But only wussy guy superheroes
wear capes."
"Superman wears a cape!"
Bobby arched one eyebrow.
"You're LYING," Aurora announced. "Prove it."
Bobby blinked. No one had ever really doubted his claim before. Carefully,
he scanned the park. Despite the nice weather, there were relatively
few people strolling about. "You asked for it." And then with a rush
of cold air, he iced up.
To his shock, Aurora was not impressed. "Big deal. You're a mutant.
I 'spected as much. You're still not a superhero."
"I'm Iceman!" Bobby protested. "Never heard of ya."
Bobby sank back into human form. "I'm one of the X-Men!"
"Are not."
"Am so!"
"Look, I gotta comic book by saving up box tops for FOUR MONTHS.
An' it's got Cyclops and Phoenix an' Wolverine an' Storm an' Rogue
an' Gambit an' Beast an' Longshot in it. No Iceman."
Bobby fumed. He remembered that particular comic book. Someone had
decided to chronicle their adventures in four-colored glory. Unfortunately,
the author of said comic book used quite a lot of poetic license.
Jean was quite proud of the size they'd drawn her ... upper attributes.
"That's just made-up stuff."
"And I saw on the news. Storm and Cannonball and Wolverine fought
some yucky bad mutants in the city morgue."
Bobby racked his brain, trying to remember when that happened. "Oh
... I was out of town then."
Aurora shook her head. "Tryin' to be a superhero. Don't even have
a cape..."
Bobby whipped out his wallet. "Lookie, I got the Beast's driver's
license. That's gotta count for something."
Aurora examined it dubiously. "That's nothin'. I gotta Batman credit
card."
Whipping out her own wallet, she presented Bobby with a yellow and
black plastic card.
"Batman Credit Card," Bobby read. "Valid wherever Batman Credit Cards
are accepted. Can't imagine that's too many places..."
Smugly, Aurora placed it back in her wallet. "Sorry, Bobby, we can't
all be superheroes."
"Aurora, you're not a superhero."
Aurora stopped dead, betrayal in her eyes. "You're mean. I thought
you were nice and different, but you're just MEAN."
Bobby sighed, and ran his fingers through his hair. "Look, kid, can
we talk?"
"No." Aurora stomped over to the swings and sat down heavily on one,
crossing her arms.
Gingerly, Bobby sat down on the one next to her. "Look, kiddo--"
"I'm IGNORING you."
"When I was your age, I wanted to be Hawkman."
Aurora gave him a sideways glance. "From the Superfriends?
But he was stupid. All he had was wings. He didn't even wear a shirt."
Bobby shrugged. "I thought he was pretty cool. And then, when I was
fourteen, I learned I could make things really cold."
Aurora clenched her fist, golden light forming around it.
"And I thought WOW! I can be a superhero! Just like Hawkman! But
see, back then, no one had heard of mutants. So I had to keep it a
big secret. Then one day, one of my friends was in trouble, so I had
to save her."
"And then you were a big hero, huh?"
Aurora snorted. "Nope. I got thrown in jail and almost lynched."
Aurora's eyes bugged from their sockets.
"But then um, Cyclops saved me."
"See? He's a hero."
"And then I joined the X-Men and thought, yah, I can finally be a
hero, just like I always wanted!"
"Must be nice," Aurora replied loftily, obviously not believing him.
"And it was pretty cool. For about two days." He didn't go on.
Aurora finally looked at him. "Why?"
"Because it HURTS getting hit by laser beams and robots."
Aurora blinked. "Then you're not a very good superhero."
"Nope. Everyone gets hit sometimes. And did you know you have to
practice, too? Get up early every morning to PRACTICE FIGHTING."
"It could be fun."
"You think getting zapped by lightning bolts and exploding playing
cards is fun? It's not. And you know what else?"
Aurora looked at him solemnly.
"Sometimes people die."
Aurora fiddled with her hands. "I didn't think of that."
"No one ever does."
Aurora sniffed loudly. "IT'S NOT FAIR!"
Bobby was taken aback. "What?"
"How come all the other kids get to pretend whatever they want, and
no one cares? I just wanted to pretend to be a superhero..."
Bobby chuckled sadly. "'Cause kid, you got something in your genes
that says you could be a superhero. Everybody just worries
about you because they don't want you to run off and try something
dangerous. That, and trying to jump off the roof."
"I just wanted to see if I could fly."
"Maybe someday you will," Bobby replied.
"You think? That would be a real superpower..."
"Aurora..." Bobby said sternly.
"Someday," she replied meekly.
"You still want to be a superhero?" he asked.
"Yeah," Aurora muttered. "I mean, I promise to stop jumpin' off the
roof, and stuff. But ... well ... I want to save the universe. I mean,
sure you can get hurt, and stuff, but so do police! And there must
be a reason you do it!"
"True," Bobby said soberly. "But a superhero must have iron will
and a strong heart."
"I know," Aurora sniffed.
"And there is the final test..."
"What is it?"
"I didn't want it to come to this..." Bobby sighed, loosening his
tie.
"I'm ready," Aurora reassured.
Five minutes later, Bobby Drake led a stricken, white-faced Aurora
Dante back to his battered 1984 Ford Escort. Her cape was slung over
his right arm.
"I'm glad you changed your mind, kiddo," Bobby grinned.
Aurora nodded numbly.
Bobby snapped his fingers.
"Hey, I think I have one of my old Dazzler 8-tracks in the trunk.
We can listen to it on the way home."
"'Kay."
"So how did this afternoon go?" Jean asked, watching Bobby assemble
a sandwich of Scooby-Doo-ish proportions.
"Good," Bobby replied, contemplating the ham and the salami. "I cannot
decide, I must have them both!" he finally announced.
"Bobby?"
"Oh, sorry. Yeah, 'Rora's a real cute kid. And I think I talked her
out of the superhero business."
"Oh?" Jean asked.
"Yeah. She's too young for that sorta thing. Besides, she, well,
she makes light. I mean, yeah, Cypher got by on less, but..."
"I know what you mean, Bobby," Jean said. "Although I wouldn't be
surprised if she turned out to be quite formidable someday."
"Oh, me, neither," Bobby replied around a huge mouthful of lunchmeat.
"So how did you dissuade her?" Jean asked.
"Well, first I told her that superheroing hurt. Jean, do you remember
when my nose was straight?"
"Vaguely. Hank broke it when you were seventeen, didn't he?"
"Yup. And then I told her about the death thing."
Jean nodded sympathetically.
"And was still pretty gung-ho about it," Bobby admitted, adding some
mustard to his sandwich.
"So what did you do?"
"I did what I had to, Jeannie."
"Which is?"
"I showed her my spandex uniform."
"BOBBY!"
"Hey, it worked."
"Hey, 'Rora!"
Aurora looked up from the box where she was packing away the last
of her comic books. "Hi, Frankie."
"Superman is on tv. Wanna come watch?"
"Naah."
Frankie's eyebrows shot up. "No? Hey, where's your cape?"
Aurora pursed her lips. "I'm not gonna be a superhero any more."
"No?"
"Nope. Changed my mind."
"So what are you gonna be?"
Aurora Dante got a pensive look on her face. "I was thinking maybe
... a rock star."
THE END
2 Li'l Author's Notes:
1) Don't mock the Batman credit card. It's a real thing. My cousin
has one. And it really says "Valid wherever Batman credit cards are
accepted." Really.
2) As they say, "credit where credit is due." Aurora "Lightwave" Dante
was based one one of the characters from Spiderman and His Amazing
Friends. The actual character was older, worked for SHIELD and
was ... urk ... Iceman's half sister. I know someone out there remembers
this ... Anyway, that's where she came from. --ValKerrie
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