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Wouldn't be worth your time to sue. Prank inspiration goes to Porky's.
Jubilation Lee smiled to herself, and stifled a giggle as she walked
toward Bobby's room. Two eggs rested in her left hand as her right
knocked on the oak door.
"Who is it?" a voice asked from inside.
"It's Jubes, Bobster. Can I come in?"
Bobby opened the door, and blinked, noticing the eggs she held, and
the sly grin she couldn't keep from her face. He jumped backwards
just as Jubilee dropped one of the eggs at his feet and it cracked
and splattered on the floor.
"What are you doing? I'm not cleaning that up."
"But, Bobby, I brought the eggs for you," Jubilee said,
smiling like a cat that ate a canary.
"Yes," she replied with a wicked grin. "I thought
you'd like to wear one today."
Bobby yelped as the second egg hit his forehead. A hard-boiled egg.
"You..!" Bobby managed to splutter before he doubled over
laughing. It wasn't every day that someone caught him unawares with
a pracitcal joke. "I've gotta try that on someone."
"Here he comes," Jubilee squealed as she handed Bobby the
eggs. "Remember, drop the one in your left hand, and hit him
with the one in your right."
"I'll remember," Bobby said, donning an overly innocent
look as Logan entered the kitchen. "Hey, Wolvie. What's up?"
Logan looked at him, and his eyes narrowed suspiciously. "Whut
th' hell're ya doin' wi' th' eggs?"
"What eggs?" Bobby asked, looking around, the very picture
of wide-eyed innocence. As he did, he allowed the egg in his left
hand to fall free, hitting the floor at Logan's feet. Some of the
yolk splashed onto his cowboy boot.
Logan stared at the mess for a moment, then shifted his dark gaze
onto Bobby as he stifled a growl. He took a menacing step forward.
"Whut eggs? Whut about th' one ya just splattered on m' shoe,
"Oh, these eggs." Bobby looked at them as if noticing
them for the first time, and gave Logan a sheepish grin. "Well,
you see, they're for you."
"Whut the hell'm I gonna do wi' an egg?"
"Well," Bobby replied, grinning from ear to ear, "we
though you'd like to wear one today." With that, he threw the
remaining egg at Logan's forehead.
Jubilee fell over laughing, tears in her eyes, as the raw egg splattered
on Logan's face. Bobby turned white as a sheet.
"What...? How...? Waitaminute! That was--"
"Yer dead, Drake." Logan's voice was a soft snarl.
"I got ya that time, Bobby!" Jubilee shouted in triumph
as she watched Logan chase Bobby out of the room.
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