Destiny's Child is Bootylicious ... which can only mean one thing:
Opal Tanaka is OPALICIOUS!

Opalicious
by PX

Hiro, can you handle this,
Madelyne, can you handle this,
William, can you handle this,
I don't think you can handle this,
WOOOOOO!

Afraid to move, I've arrived,
Lookin' coked-up, lookin' high,
Baddest dressed, chick inside,
DJ, it's Hammer time,
Spotted me, a frozen thing,
There you are, come on Bobby,
Don't you wanna, dance with me,
Can you handle, my whining?

Gotta do much better if I'm gon' dance with you tonight,
Gotta work my big pants if I'm gon' dance with you tonight,
Shake my hips, work them pants with the big ol' pockets,
Got my skull earrings, now I'm gonna rock it,
By the looks I got you shook up and scared of me,
Grab on these big pants, it's time for take off

I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for 'em,
Cuz my trousers too Opalicious for ya, hey
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for 'em,
Cuz my trousers too Opalicious for ya, hey

Bobby, can you handle this,
Bobby, can you handle this,
Bobby, can you handle this,
I don't think you can handle this,
WOOOOOO!

I'm about, to break ya off,
O-Town, comin' hard,
Lead my hips, slap my thigh,
Trouser wave, ride it high,
Feelin' ghetto, watch me move,
Now my big pants, have got the groove,
Be lovin' my pockets, don't give 'em a diss,
Can you handle, handle this?

I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for 'em,
Cuz my trousers too Opalicious for ya, hey
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for 'em,
Cuz my trousers too Opalicious for ya, hey

Shake my skull earrings all around (woo!),
Make they teeth touch the ground (woo!),
I can't help by wonder why (woo!),
Are my skulls too skullalicious for ya, hey?

I shake my big pants at every chance,
When I whip with my hip you slip into a trance,
I'm hopin' you can handle all these trousers that I have,
Now let's cut a rug while we, scat some jazz

My big pants, da-dum, da-day,
My big pants, da-dum, da-day,
Da-dum, da-da-day-da-dum, da-da-day-da-dum,
My big, big, big pants

I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for 'em,
Cuz my trousers too Opalicious for ya, hey
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for 'em,
Cuz my trousers too Opalicious for ya, hey

HEEE-HEEEEEE! Heeeee-eeee-eeeeeeee

I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for 'em,
Cuz my trousers too Opalicious for ya, hey
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for these big pants,
I don't think you ready, for 'em,
Cuz my trousers too Opalicious for ya, hey!

Check out the fan art PX created to go with this filk.

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