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Disclaimer: My characters, a warped
version of Marvel's world :) Ms. Marvelous can also be found
in the Super Heroine stories and
'Power Hungry'.
"Name?"
"Ms. Marvelous."
"Ms. Marvelous, how wonderful to see you again!"
"I'm here to begin my 'Sleek Sex Goddess' training ...
I'm so excited about this!"
"As you should be, my girl, as you should be. This training
is going to change your life!"
"Cool! So where do we start?"
"First, you need the proper attire -- a Super Heroine's
Sleek Sex Goddess status depends heavily on the amount of
flesh she has exposed. Your current clothing will not do at
all!"
"So what are we waiting for?!"
The Super Person's Clothing Dept.
"How about this?"
"No. Try this."
"This tiny, shimmery thing with big patches missing
from the bust and butt area?"
"Yes."
"Ok!"
"Excellent."
"Good?"
"Very good."
"So that's all?"
"Take these heels, and that's about all that we need
for your uniform."
"Wow! It looks so tiny -- I'd never get away with wearing
this if I wasn't becoming a Super Heroine!"
"No you wouldn't. You'd be arrested."
"Arrested? Wow!"
"Let's go."
Back to the Office
"It's time for a little exercise in posture training,
Ms. Marvelous."
"What do I do?"
"Just follow my instructions, and you'll look more heroic
that you've ever dreamed of being!"
"Ready!"
"Stand straight. Yes, just like that. Tilt your head
up slightly ... yes ... Shoulders back. Chest out."
"Is this okay?"
"Almost ... chest out just a little bit more."
"Like this?"
"..."
"Is this okay?!"
"Hmmm...? Oh! Yes ... yes, that's fine."
"Good!"
"..."
"I was thinking..."
"You really shouldn't do that."
"What?"
"Think."
"Why not?"
"It's bad for your image. Sleek Sex Goddesses don't
need to think."
"Okay, I'll try to remember that!"
"My pleasure, Ms. Marvelous."
"Anyway, maybe I should get my hair cut, it's kind of
long and unruly like this."
*gasp!* "Ms. Marvelous, long, sexy, flowing
hair is a large part of your identity! You can't cut it!"
"Oh..."
"Well, you certainly can hold a pose, my girl. Let's
work on getting you a villain."
Villains 'R Us
"See anything you like, Ms. Marvelous?"
"How about that guy?"
"No, that won't do. I think that you need a Sleek Sex
Goddess Villainess."
"Why?"
"It'll be good for your ratings. The hormone driven
young males will love seeing two gorgeous, scantily clad women
fighting."
"Okay! That makes sense!"
"We've been saving a special villain that I think will
be just perfect for you, Ms. Marvelous."
"Who?!"
"Her name is Controlla..."
To The Office Again
"And now, for the last bit of training that you'll be
receiving."
"What?!"
"Your accent."
"But I don't have one."
"Don't worry. You will in a moment."
"..."
"Now listen carefully, and repeat after me. Evilez.
Dinnae. Dat. De. Dum. Livin'. Flyin'. 'Tis."
"Evilez. Dinnae. Dat. De. Dum. Livin'. Flyin'.
'Tis."
"Excellent! You're a natural at this, Ms. Marvelous!"
"Thanks!"
"And that's all for now. Remember to come back occasionally
for a checkup."
"Ah will, mon dearest teacher! Ah will nae forget th'
kindness that yah've shown moi!"
"Excellent! I have a feeling that you'll go far in this
field, Ms. Marvelous..."
~End~
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