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Stories by Kaylee
"The Adventures of
GOD"
with Poi Lass
GOD joins the X-Men. 'Nuff said. (Unfinished.)
elsewhere in Alykat's World:
"Kinda Mooks"
When Remy returns from the Antarctic cold, Bobby is the only person who will
talk to him as a regular person. Their friendship quickly becomes something
more. Slash. (quickly becoming a universe unto itself. some language, mature
themes)
(at (un)frozen)
E-mail: skaya@mindspring.com
Websites: Crime
Alley, The
Dracoverse, Mooksville,
Earth, Quite
Possibly Poi
Stories by Poi Lass
"The Adventures of
GOD"
with Kaylee
GOD joins the X-Men. 'Nuff said. (Unfinished.)
"Laid"
Now able to control her powers thanks to Dr. Agee, Rogue decides to make the
most of her new "freedom" -- with a definite plan for the evening. (Warning:
mature themes.)
"One
Touch"
On Rogue and Bobbby's road trip, Rogue fights to control her increased cravings
for human touch.
"Start Spreading
the News"
Bobby and Gambit decide to "come out" to the rest of the X-Men. You will laugh.
Very hard. I promise. (Warning: Some language, mature themes.)
"What You
Know Can Hurt You"
This one both is and isn't a Rogue story. A prose-style poem about a mutant
that has just discovered his/her powers.
"You Did WHAT
in a Cave?"
What really happened between UXM 348 and 349. (Warning: This story deals with
sex. In a cave.)
elsewhere in Alykat's World:
"Changing Faces"
Morph actively pursues Bobby, much to Bobby's chagrin -- until he starts to
think about it.
Alternate reality. Slash. (Some language, mature themes)
(at (un)frozen)
"Dialogue"
When Hank is rendered comatose with no chance of awakening, Bobby must come
to terms with letting go of his best friend.
(at (un)frozen and Stars & Garters)
"First,
Do No Harm"
After a horrible mistake, Beast abruptly leaves the X-Men, and Bobby tries to
coax him to come back home. Told through a series of e-mails and online chat
sessions. Utterly heart-wrenching. (Warning: Mature language.)
(at (un)frozen and Stars & Garters)
"Rain"
When Bobby and Storm decide to become romantically involved, the X-Men are ...
less than jubilant about the news.
(at (un)frozen)
"A Small Addiction"
Hank receives an unusual gift -- a small, vibrating mouse -- and ponders who
might have sent it to him. Sillyfic.
(at (un)frozen and Stars & Garters)
"Twenty First
Century Guy"
Hank helps Bobby prepare for his first date with a man. Slash.
(at (un)frozen and Stars & Garters)
"Winter Where
You Are"
Feeling unwanted and unloved, Bobby has a talk with Gambit about their relationship.
Slash. (Some language and mature themes)
(at (un)frozen)
"With Any Weapon"
After Graydon Creed's attack on William Drake, Bobby fights back in the way
that might hurt Creed most.
(at (un)frozen)
"Written
from Purgatory: Autobiography of a Mutant"
A young mutant writes a book about her experience of meeting the X-Men. Not
a Beast story, per se, but there's a reference to him here that's absolutely
priceless. (Unfinished.)
(at Stars & Garters)
E-mail: poilass@bigfoot.com
Website: Quite
Possibly Poi (run by Kaylee)
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Disclaimers: Marvel thinks they
own the X-men. But really God does. And God owns God too.
Either way we make no money from this.
Warning: <sigh>. Take a look at the title. If
you find it even remotely offensive, you are really not going
to enjoy the rest of the story. It is exactly as blasphemous
as it sounds. Or more so.
By Jaya
& Poi.
Yea, and a time came when God looked down upon the earth,
and saw that it was in dire need of his divine assistance.
Lo, was there war and famine and pestilence, until it seemed
indeed that the Apocalypse was approaching well before it
was scheduled. And God sighed unto himself, and said "I'M
REALLY GETTING TIRED OF PICKING UP AFTER THESE HUMANS, I TELL
YA." And in fact it had come to pass that God was
tired with most things, for he was God and had done pretty
much everything already. Even bungee-jumping.
And for some time he occupied himself with learning to knit,
but he was God, and thus it didn't take long. But after he
had made all of the Angels nice sweaters (in a very clever
herringbone pattern) and accepted their devout thanks
(for it sometimes got quite chilly, even in heaven),
he became listless once again, and no talk of skiing holidays
could rouse him from his apathy.
And he looked down upon the earth one last time - and took
note, becoming interested once again. For running (and
flying, and so on) all over it were strange men and women
that he didn't remember creating, wearing some really wierd
clothes.
And yea, they seldom wore sweaters.
And thus did God watched these beings for some time, for
they occupied themselves with saving the world, an activity
which God, having made it, really approved of. And they traveled
the cosmos and the dimensions which men and women were not
meant to do, and some among the host spake against them most
vehemently.
But God cautioned them to be less hasty, and said that this
was his decision to make, for aren't they all, and you'd better
remember that buster, if you expect a nice scarf come Christmas.
And after he had thought on it, and had knitted some more
mittens for the cherubim, God finally spaketh his judgement
on these matters.
And it was:
"I BET I'D LOOK GOOD IN SPANDEX..."
And so it begins.
PART ONE: GOD joins the
X-Men.
PART TWO: GOD and an Atheist
PART THREE: GOD plays poker
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