"All Creatures Great and Small"
"Alpha"
"Babes in Smallville"
"Babysat"
"The Ballad of Trish and Henry"
"Blues"
"Bobby and Hank say 'Farewell, New York' and Other Things"
"Bobby and the Beast"
"Bobby's Casserole"
"Bobby vs. Pat Sajak"
"A Certain Face"
"Confounded Computer!"
"A Day at the Races"
"A Day in the Life"
"Dialogue"
"Dispensing the Shopping"
"The Early X-Men in Studio 54"
"Event"
"First, Do No Harm"
"For Remembrance"
"From the Dais with the Closed Coffin"
"The Good of the Many"
"Gunslinger Dreams"
"Heard No More"
"Hiccups"
"Homecoming"
"A Homely Touch"
"I Do Not Love Thee, Mr. Twinkie"
"Lamentation"
"Leadership"
"The Lecture"
"Longest Night"
"Love Is Just Another 4-Letter Word"
"Magic Breakfast"
"Making the Call"
"Midnight Twinkie Run"
"Miss April's Stars & Garters"
"The Morning Paper"
"Movies"
"Naomi"
"Neon Hearts"
"The No Story"
"Not a Creature Was Stirring"
"The Oath"
"Personal Delivery"
"Point Blank"
"The Power-Whup Girls"
"The Price of Coffee"
"Pygmalion's Silence"
"Rumble in Kitchen Stadium"
"The Shadow Inside"
"The Shi'ar Coffee Story"
"Shoot Me"
"Waiting"
"A Friend, Sleeping"
"A Small Addiction"
"Some Assembly Required"
"Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Someone Blue"
"Start Spreading the News"
"Such Sweet Sorrow"
"Tale of the Last Twinkie"
"Never Mess with a Furry Blue Genius"
"The TD2001"
"Tear Sheets"
"A Test of Power"
"Tripping into the Light Fantastic"
"Twenty First Century Guy"
"When in Rome"
"When Tomorrow Comes"
"Written from Purgatory"
"The Wyoming Pie"
"X-Men #75"
"Yummy Yellow White Surprise"
"Zero Degree Celsius"

Disclaimer: They're not mine, none of 'em. This is a cheery, pointless li'l fluff-piece that says nothing except that no matter what, Hank still retains his sense of wonder at it all. :)

by Dyce

When I sat down to eat today,
A loaded plate flew by my face
Followed by knives in neat array,
(The forks and spoons were keeping pace.)

A one-eyed man was cooking toast,
With crimson fire from twixt his lids,
Another froze them when the coast
Was clear (he does it for the kids).

A woman there, with hair like snow,
Rebuked him with a rain-shower,
Not the slightest shame did he show,
(I think that's a mutant power)

Gambit showed off once again,
Cooked bacon with a single touch,
Rogue was unimpressed, 'twas plain,
(I know *I* wouldn't like it much)

Jean made the pancakes dance about,
Circling the room with joyous ease,
To get a share, just give a shout,
(But only if it starts with 'please')

A bone spike barely missed my ear,
As Marrow claimed the last pop-tart,
I let her take it with good cheer,
(I know they're not good for my heart)

In furry hands I took my plate
Twas time to work, abandon play,
And yet, though labour is my lot...
(There's breakfast magic every day)

(fin)