"All Creatures Great and Small"
"Babes in Smallville"
"The Ballad of Trish and Henry"
"Bobby and Hank say 'Farewell, New York' and Other Things"
"Bobby and the Beast"
"Bobby's Casserole"
"Bobby vs. Pat Sajak"
"A Certain Face"
"Confounded Computer!"
"A Day at the Races"
"A Day in the Life"
"Dispensing the Shopping"
"The Early X-Men in Studio 54"
"First, Do No Harm"
"For Remembrance"
"From the Dais with the Closed Coffin"
"The Good of the Many"
"Gunslinger Dreams"
"Heard No More"
"A Homely Touch"
"I Do Not Love Thee, Mr. Twinkie"
"The Lecture"
"Longest Night"
"Love Is Just Another 4-Letter Word"
"Magic Breakfast"
"Making the Call"
"Midnight Twinkie Run"
"Miss April's Stars & Garters"
"The Morning Paper"
"Neon Hearts"
"The No Story"
"Not a Creature Was Stirring"
"The Oath"
"Personal Delivery"
"Point Blank"
"The Power-Whup Girls"
"The Price of Coffee"
"Pygmalion's Silence"
"Rumble in Kitchen Stadium"
"The Shadow Inside"
"The Shi'ar Coffee Story"
"Shoot Me"
"A Friend, Sleeping"
"A Small Addiction"
"Some Assembly Required"
"Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Someone Blue"
"Start Spreading the News"
"Such Sweet Sorrow"
"Tale of the Last Twinkie"
"Never Mess with a Furry Blue Genius"
"The TD2001"
"Tear Sheets"
"A Test of Power"
"Tripping into the Light Fantastic"
"Twenty First Century Guy"
"When in Rome"
"When Tomorrow Comes"
"Written from Purgatory"
"The Wyoming Pie"
"X-Men #75"
"Yummy Yellow White Surprise"
"Zero Degree Celsius"

Note: Not a disclaimer. Nothing to disclaim. All mine. :) Just a li'l bit I wrote on the train this morning. Two parts Hank, one part Shakespeare, mix in a sleep-fuddled mind, and serve.

A Certain Face

And what is thy requirement?
What definition doest thou place,
Upon perceived humanity; what
Certainty dost thou find, in honesty
In the outlandish lineaments of
My face, that I am less than human?
For I have a heart within my breast
That beats as strongly as thine own,
That beats as strongly as thine own
And love and hate I feel in measure
Equal to that of any man or woman
That thou might hold up in comparison.
My face is not like to your face,
That is true but it is in the nature
Of faces to differ one from the other.
I have two eyes, a mouth, a nose
Aligned in natural symmetry, and
The whole lies soft across my
skull's bones, in the manner of any face.
If there be any doubt of my humanity
Then, of the truth of heart and
Mind and soul, then look toward
My word and deed for confirmation,
And I shall rise or fall at thy decree.
But judge me not, nor cast suspicion,
Upon my face.