DISCLAIMER: They're all Marvel's, with a concept twisted severely from Cartoon Network >) No money is being made off of this. Please don't sue.
NOTE: Ever get a really nasty idea very early in the morning that won't let you go >)
(Scene opens in a stock city.)
NARRATOR: Welcome, citizens, to the city of Salemville, ordinary city, ordinary townspeople - but wait ! Let us away to the Professor's house.
(Scene of huge mansion, with bald man in wheelchair stirring a concoction.)
NARRATOR: Professor Charles Xavier seeks to create the perfect daughters. But what is this ?
(Lightning bolt strikes a vial of something marked "Substance X", dropping the liquid into the vat. Massive explosion ensues.)
NARRATOR: As the smoke clears, a legend is born:
THE POWER-WHUP GIRLS !
Oh my - look, there's Blossus !
(Black-haired girl with silvery skin in a red dress glares at the camera.)
BLOSSUS: I am Blossus. Defender of Salemville.
NARRATOR: And there's Betsyup, mistress of the ninja tea set !
(Purple-haired girl in green dress smiles nastily.)
BETSYUP: You'd better believe it.
NARRATOR: And finally ... there's ... Bubb ?
(Incredibly ugly blonde-haired girl in blue dress puffs on a cigar.)
BUBB: What'reya lookin' at, bub ?
NARRATOR: Ah yes, the Power-Whup Girls ! Ready at a moment's notice to save the city from the forces of darkness !
And what might those forces of darkness BE ... ?
(Cut and fade across town to a run-down stock villain hideaway Victorian mansion, atop a dark and spooky hill.)
NARRATOR: Here, the master of simian scheming awaits ! Here, the green-haired guru of gone-badness plots revenge upon the Professor, who exiled him from his lab years ago !
It is ...
(Green-furred apelike creature in a turban and white cape examines a vaguely Twinkie-esque ray gun.)
HANKO-JOJO: Yes, it is I - Hankooooo-JOJO ! For it is my name that is Hank-o-Jo-JO ! And Hanko-JoJo IS MY NAME !
NARRATOR: Egads ! What kind of horror will Hanko-JoJo unleash upon Salemville !?
HANKO-JOJO: My Twinkifyer Ray will turn each and every citizen of Salemville into a mindless slave ! Eager and willing to fetch me Twinkies upon my command ! And the world will respect and fear the might of ... HANKOOOOO-JOJO !
(Cut to city street.)
INNOCENT CITIZEN: EEEK ! It's Hanko-JoJo !
HANKO-JOJO: BWAHAHAHAHA !!
INNOCENT CITIZEN: Yes ... master ...
HANKO-JOJO: Bring me Twinkies, slave ! BWAHAHAHAH -- WHAT !?
(Three colored streaks of light land in front of Hanko-JoJo, resolving into the Power-Whup Girls.)
BLOSSUS: Release that citizen, Hanko-JoJo !
BETSYUP: Or we'll have to get ... rough.
BUBB: And ya wouldn't want that -- OOH ! Kitty !
(Bubb begins playing with a passing kitten, while a gratuitous fight scene breaks out between the other Girls and Hanko-JoJo.)
HANKO-JOJO: You fools ! Once I -- wait -- no, my Twinkifyer Ray ! NO ! DO NOT --
HANKO-JOJO: Yes ... mistresses ...
BETSYUP: Aw, and I was about to plunge my psychic knife into him !
BUBB: Whatever. Kitty, dance !
(Bubb and Kitty dance merrily to the closing credits, while Betsyup and Blossus watch Hanko-JoJo pick up Twinkies and the Innocent Citizen reverts to normal.)