Stars & Garters
A happy listing of everything new that's added to this site
- Though we've never discussed it over a warm pillow, my love, I do
possess the ability to bench 3,000 pounds. (issue unknown - Thanks
- Beast: The idea is we scan until we find the right frequency
we need to separate the "techno" from the "organic" which the Phalanx
need in order to maintain their individual remote bodies.
Gambit: How much longer?
Beast: Five minutes ... Three with my fingers crossed. All we
need to do between then and now is to keep a low profile.
Joseph: ENOUGH!! I cannot abide by this conflict a moment longer!
Phalanx: Kikt ... A human hidden among the refuse, how? Joseph:We
are much more than human, Phalanx! We are Homo Superior! We will stand
against you where other, lesser races have fallen!
Gambit: "Low profile", eh?
Beast: OR ... Joseph could snap and bring the wrath of the entire
Phalanx dominion around our ears. Whichever happens first. (source
unknown - thanks to Gala3D)
- Trish: Blue ... I might not be up on all the latest intergalctic
battle etiquette, but why are we running away?
Hank: Actually, the correct term is "strategic withdrawal."
(source unknown - thanks to Gala3D)
- Every time I hear myself called by my formal title -- I fight the
urge to shout out, "He's dead, Jim!" (X-Men #27 - thanks to
I finished it! The site's been overhauled to allow me to do some different
things, but it's more back-end stuff than a cosmetic makeover of the site.
As a note, however, if you've linked to any of the stories, please update
your links, as all file extensions have changed from .htm to .shtml.
I do have some more things to post, but I thought I should upload what
I have or else I might put it all off longer. And I'd been putting off
this update for too long already.
Stars and Garters is also the proud recipient of the UXM 2000 Award for
January 2000. Click here to view the award
itself. My apologies to webmaster Ryan Krupienski for taking so long to
post this. And check out his
site when you get a chance -- it's very nice.
- Added a biography of Trish Tilby to the
resume, under the references section. Thank you, Tilman! :)
- I'd like to add once again that if anyone else would like to contribute
a bio on any of Hank's past/current associates, they would be happily taken.
- Thomas Huber was kind enough to donate a copy of the Hank resume he has
written for his own Beast/Blue Believers website. Thank you ever so much!
- Now that I have a resume online for Hank, I'd like to supplement it with
additional info, such as bios of some of Hank's current/former associates
(for example, I have a bio of Trish Tilby written by Tilman Stieve which I
will add with the next update). Other resources, perhaps essays, bios on Hank's
background, or whatever, would also be greatly welcomed. :)
- Vera, pulling Hank from dressing room): That's a good boy Hank! I'll
bet you look SO sexy!
Hank: <sigh> The things I do for love...
(Hank emerges, his hair spiked, he is wearing a green tweed jacket, a short
tie with a spider on it, a plaid shirt and tight purple slacks.)
Hank: I look ludicrous! I don't even play a musical instrument.
Vera: Oh Hank! You look fantastic! Like Elvis Costello with muscles.
Bobby: I don't know! He kinda looks like "What if Magilla Gorilla
attended a rock concert?" (X-Factor #5 -- thanks to Jeff Johnson for
submitting this one)