"All Creatures Great and Small"
by Amanda Sichter
The X-Men find out that flying monkeys -- and cows, and mice, and cats
-- really do exist when the mansion is invaded by mutant animals. Sillyfic.
"Alpha" by Maggiecat
Beast restlessly tries to get to sleep.
"Babes in Smallville"
by Christine Fisher (in
In an amalgamated world, Clark Kent (Superman) and Henry McCoy (the
Beast) grow up as brothers in a little town called Smallville.
"Babysat" by ValKerrie Smith
When Hank starts losing his intelligence and Bobby struggles with control
of his powers during the early days of X-Factor, the two sit out a battle
with the team and babysit Artie and Leech.
The Ballad of Trish and Henry
by Tilman "Menshevik" Stieve
After yet another extended stay at the Muir Island research centre, the
Beast is reunited with his spouse. (sexual content)
"Blues" by Jane
Bobby and Hank, grieving over the violent death of Candy Southern,
discover something new about each other. Slash. (sexual
Bobby and Hank Say, "Farewell, New
York", and Other Things by Dark
A wedding occurs, and the Beast and Iceman have a last blast at the
Coffee A Go Go in Greenwich Village, and then some... Part of a larger
"Bobby and the Beast"
Movieverse. Unable to sleep one night, Bobby wanders down to the kitchen
and sees Dr. Grey escort a hulking stranger into the mansion.
"Bobby's Casserole" by Zanne
Bobby cooks up his great-grandmother's special recipe, but he can't get
any of the other X-Men to eat it. Sillyfic. Excerpt from a larger fic.
"Bobby vs. Pat Sajak"
Bobby fights to get on his favorite game show, Wheel of Fortune,
during celebrity week. Hank is his unwilling accomplice. Part of a larger
"A Certain Face" by Dyce
Two parts Hank, one part Shakespeare. Poetry.
"Confounded Computer!" by
An ode to Hank's computer.
"A Day at the Races" by Amanda
Bobby and Hank try their luck at the racetrack, betting on horses.
"A Day in the Life" by
Spend a day inside the mind of Hank McCoy.
"Dialogue" by Poi
When Hank is rendered comatose with no chance of awakening, Bobby must
come to terms with letting go of his best friend.
"Dispensing the Shopping"
After a shopping trip for the team, Scott distributes the resulting packages.
"The Early X-Men in Studio 54"
by Maria Cline
After a long day's training, the original five X-Men head into the city
to check out the town's most happening nightclub -- except the bouncer
won't let Scott through the door. Sillyfic.
"Event" by Te
Bobby Drake introduces himself to Dr. Hank McCoy. Movieverse.
"First, Do No Harm" by
After a horrible mistake, Beast abruptly leaves the X-Men, and Bobby tries
to coax him to come back home. Told through a series of e-mails and online
chat sessions. Utterly heart-wrenching. (Mature
After Scotts's death, Hank and Warren say their goodbyes and try to come
to terms with their grief.
"From the Dais with the Closed
Coffin" by Cynjen
Hank delivers a very painful eulogy.
"The Good of the Many"
While Hank helps Cecilia overcome her withdrawal from the drug Rave, he
tries to hide his own addictions.
"Gunslinger Dreams" by D.
Back in the Old West, Sheriff Drake has a hunch that he knows who killed
the town's Dr. Xavier. Since he can't prove it, he lets the justice of
the streets work things out. Notable appearance by the Sheriff's friend
Hank, a man of very few words.
"Heard No More" by Heatherly
Hank McCoy pays tribute to another Dr. McCoy.
"Hiccups" by Stacy
When Bobby gets the hiccups, Jean, Rogue and Hank offer an assortment
of home remedies. Sillyfic.
"A Homely Touch"
It's true love for Hank and the other X-Men when Sally moves in and
begins to take care of them all.
"Homecoming" by Jane
St. Clair and Te
Bobby Drake returns to the X-Men and is surprised by Beast's sudden "metamorphosis."
After New X-Men #114. Slash. (Sexual content.)
"I Do Not Love Thee, Mr. Twinkie"
An ode to unhealthy snack foods.
"If I Know Me" by Dyce
Poem. Bobby tries to suppress his feelings of jealousy at seeing Hank
and Trish together. Slash.
When Hank dies in a laboratory accident, Bobby blames himself for the
"Leadership" by J.B.
After years of being the target of many a prank, Scott gets his own version
of revenge. Sillyfic.
"The Lecture" by Dyce
Hank puts on his sternest face to lecture Robert about the dangers of
"Longest Night" by Ascian
When Hank and Cecilia are kidnapped from a medical conference, it is up
to Gambit and Marrow to rescue them.
"Love Is Just Another 4-Letter Word"
The male X-Men try to work up the courage to woo Jean on Valentine's Day.
A tale of the early X-Men.
"Magic Breakfast" by Dyce
Hank marvels at some of the "strange" happenings that occur
at everyday X-Men breakfasts.
"Making the Call" by Dyce
Hank calls Cecilia to tell her something important.
"Midnight Twinkie Run"
by J.B. McDonald
Bobby and Hank revisit their old custom of making Twinkie runs at midnight,
also continuing the tradition of hot-wiring the X-leader's car to get
to the store. Sillyfic.
"Miss April's Stars and Garters"
by J.B. McDonald
During an all-night cram session for class, Hank discovers something
Bobby's stashed away. Part of a larger series.
"The Morning Paper" by
Hank and Bobby miss seeing their favorite comic strip in the Sunday paper.
A tribute to Peanuts creator Charles Schulz.
"Movies" by Reccea
The five original X-Men debate all things 'Star Wars' and Mel Brooks.
"Naomi" by Mel
A self-insertion series in which a university science student becomes
a lab assistant for Dr. Hank McCoy. Begins with "Desperate Times,
"Neon Hearts" by Susan
Hank meets a woman named Cassie by pure chance in the city, and the encounter
turns into the best relationship of their lives. (Some
mature themes, explicitness.)
"The No Story" by Dyce
Hank and Cecilia try their hardest to ignore their attraction to each
"Not a Creature Was Stirring"
Christmastime has come, and the X-Babies, under the direction of baby
Hank, have come up with a plan to keep the Brotherhood of Mutant Bullies
from stealing their presents this year.
"The Oath" by Dyce
Hank agonizes over his role in Bobby's death. (Companion piece to "First,
Do No Harm," by Poi Lass)
A student delivers a parcel to a certain outstanding scientist in
Westchester, N.Y. Self-insertion.
by queenB (unfinished)
After arriving at the Mansion, Cecilia Reyes begins to accept her new
life with the X-Men -- and starts to fall for both Hank and Bobby.
"The Power-Whup Girls"
by Phil Hartman
Professor Xavier sends his specially-engineered daughters Blossus, Betsyup
and Bubb out to battle the evil Hanko-Jojo and his Twinkifyer Ray.
"The Price of Coffee"
Beast, Iceman, Rogue and Mystique battle the Sentinels at Starbucks.
by Shade (unfinished)
When Bobby closes himself off to the outside world, Hank tries determinedly
to bring his friend back into the world of the "living."
"Rumble in Kitchen Stadium"
Bobby and Hank recreate the cult-favorite cooking show Iron Chef
within the Mansion, with Gambit and Phoenix facing off to see who's the
better cook. Sillyfic.
"The Shadow Inside" by
Possessed by the Shadow King and trapped inside his own mind, Hank struggles
to maintain his sanity and call for help.
"The Shi'ar Coffee Story" by
Cable mistakes one of Beast's experiments for coffee, with ... memorable
"Shoot Me" by Mercutio
When Bobby needs help, he seeks out his best friend in his own way. But
can the prankster find a way to ask his friend for what he really needs?
"Waiting" by Dyce
Driving at night on a secluded road, Bobby considers doing something rash,
then decides against it. (An unofficial prequel to "Shoot
"A Friend, Sleeping"
As he carries a sleeping Bobby upstairs, Hank ponders how someone so seemingly
mirthful could be so lonely and sad. (An unofficial sequel to "Shoot
"A Small Addiction" by Poi
Hank receives an unusual gift -- a small, vibrating mouse -- and ponders
who might have sent it to him. Sillyfic.
"Some Assembly Required" by
When Hank's toddler son tries to follow in his father's footsteps by playing
scientist in the lab, Hank enlists Bobby's help. Part of a larger series.
"Something Old, Something New, Something
Borrowed, Someone Blue" by Tilman
Hank McCoy's wedding is the occasion for meetings of members from the
various mutant teams. Part of a larger series. (Some
mature themes, sexual references.)
"Start Spreading the News" by
Bobby and Gambit decide to "come out" to the rest of the team,
with...less than enthusiastic responses. Hank offers Gambit a particularly
memorable death threat. Sillyfic. Slash. (Some mature
"Such Sweet Sorrow" by Dyce
Hank helps Bobby cope with the loss of a close friend. Sillyfic.
"Tale of the Last Twinkie"
Bobby steals the last Twinkie in Hank's stash -- and must pay the price
"Never Mess with a Furry Blue Genius"
When Bobby replaces Hank's missing Twinkies with low-fat ones, Hank plans revenge.
Sequel to "Tale of the Last Twinkie"
"The TD2001" by The
Beast finds the ultimate way to store and protect his Twinkies. Sillyfic.
"Tear Sheets" by Ebonbird
Jean, now pursuing a modeling career, pays a visit to Hank at Columbia
Med. Takes place before Giant-Size X-Men #1.
"A Test of Power"
by DR (in progress)
Mutants across the globe are drawn into a massive power struggle between
Apocalypse and Mr. Sinister.
"Tripping into the Light Fantastic"
by Fossicker Jones
Hank reveals how he first coined his now-famous catchphrase.
"Twenty First Century Guy"
by Poi Lass
Hank helps Bobby prepare for his first date with a man. Slash.
"When in Rome" by Mice
Bobby deals with his newfound understanding of his family's problems, while
Hank tries to make his new friend Annie Peckenpaugh feel more comfortable at
the mansion. (Sequel to "God...er,
"When Tomorrow Comes"
On the verge of confirming a cure for the Legacy Virus, Hank sits down
at Moira's grave with a bottle of champagne.
"Written from Purgatory:
Autobiography of a Mutant" by Poi
A young mutant writes a book about her experience of meeting the X-Men.
Not a Beast story, per se, but there's a reference to him here that's
"The Wyoming Pie" by
Snowed-in at a Wyoming truck stop at Christmas, Bobby and Hank meet a
mutant with a surprisingly ordinary origin story.
"X-Men #75" by Ascian
Beast apologizes to Cecilia for allowing her to get caught up in the N'Garai
attack in X-Men #75 -- as well as for the skimpy costume.
"Yummy Yellow White Surprise"
An ode to Bobby and Hank's favorite snack food. Filk.
"Zero Degree Celsius" by Link
Bobby spends a long afternoon beside the pool trying to fine-tune his
powers, only to be interrupted by a dispute between Hank and Cecilia.
Written in preparation for a GRE test.